Tuesday, July 26, 2011

kitzche quotes

· 90percent believe in GOD coz their parents did.The rest 10percent wont listen to their parents.....KITZCHE
· I cant imagine tollywood wthot CHIRANJEEVI
I CAN imagine tollywood wthot Jr NTR as there are still DRAMA actors in AP......KITZCHE
· Every PATRIOT need not FIGHT and every FIGHTER need not b a PATRIOT.......KITZCHE
· So LOKPAL tells that INDIAN judiciary is worst,insulting the constitution framers like great AMBEDKAR and many VETERAN greats......hahahahhaha........KITZCHE
· WOMEN are great when MEN are WASTE.....KITZCHE
· If GOD created you and he knows everythng abot u..then y do u pray him.....KITZCHE
· If GOD is present,is he a VEGETARIAN or NON VEGETARIAN??.......KITZCHE
· Lord RAMA is the HERO of RAMAYAN and nothng else.....KITZCHE
· GOD is a sign of FEAR and INABILITY........KITZCHE
· A women shud b superb SIMPLE but not simply superb...
· If RAJIV GANDHI is so great INDIAN PATRIOT,then y did he marry an ITALIAN PARROT??....KITZCHE
· Since FACEBOOK is my favourite pass time,i waste my time here with wasteful topics....KITZCHE
· A LOVER shud never expect love and a lover shud always expect abt the expected love..coz love is only an EXPECTATION nothn morethan that......KITZCHE
· I may be CONFUSING but Iam never CONFUSED..............KITZCHE
· A LOVER shud have LOVERS if his love is TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...............KITZCHE
· MUSIC has the ability to make the ROCKS move and MICHAEL JACKSON's ability is to make the MUSIC ROCK...................KITZCHE
· In INDIA,the OC's are fighting to say that they are SUPERIOR while the BC's and the ST's are fighting to say that they are INFERIOR.....KITZCHE
· People who create CASTE based communities shud also create SIZE based communities based on their SEXUAL ORGANS sizes(if they have)hahahhah.....KITZCHE
· In INDIA,After few days,the women fucked by the BABAs(ntyananda etc) may b treated as GODDESS.....KITZCHE
· If FOOTWEAR being a sign of DIRT,is not allowed in TEMPLE then people wth INNERWEAR also shudnt b allowed.....hahhah......KITZCHE
· I dont know the difference between MAN and GOD.......who invented whom???????????????.........KITZCHE
· If a MAN dressing style is same as GANDHI,it is called SIMPLICITY
If a WOMAN dressing style is same as GANDHI,it is called PROSTITUTION...
hahahahaha
· The present day great POLITICIAN is the one who is corrupted but LESS than the others...KITZCHE
· MY FRIEND IS DEAD is a movie to be watched by INTELLECTUAL fools not FOOLISH intelligents......KITZCHE
· If CHANDRA BABU NAIDU garu had died in ALIPIRI blast,he would hav reached 100000 tymes greater fame than YSR garu...KITZCHE
· Love is exchange of hearts.....anonymous

Love is exchange of exchanging hearts.........KITZCHE
· I PITY all those whose HARD struggle of 20years in Education ended up with a SOFTWARE job.......KITZCHE
· We came to know abt the so caled GREAT people like Gandhi.etc as they were IMPORTANT QUESTIONS in the schooling and now v could get the ANSWERS..KITZCHE
· If a MAN,greater than GANDHI borns in INDIA,will the father of nation be changed???
· Real Independence is wen a WOMAN safely walks on streets at midnight.....MK GANDHI

Real WOMAN willnot have any work on the streets in the midnight..........KITZCHE
· To M.K GANDHI.
GrandFather,
INDIA
gettng freedom is not the matter,INDIANS shud get it.
urs
KITZCHE
· Freedom means TORTURING ur brain on so many things........KITZCHE
· Love is a CRIME and MARRIAGE is its PUNISHMENT......KITZCHE
· LOVE is an extreme state of madness in a girl and boy like dat of JIHAD to a TERRORIST...........KITZCHE
· OSCAR shud also be given to the category of POLITICS.....KITZCHE
· In INDIA,many great people are tryng to get the BLACK MONEY frm swiss bank and those FIGHTERS are the DEPOSITORS in the swiss bank.......KITZCHE
· EVERY one is a result of FU^^NG and every one uses the word FU^^K to show his/her anger on someone (Intellectual innocense)..........KITZCHE
· Being HAPPY means to COMPROMISE with wat u have and compromising means not wanting to aim HIGH...So never b HAPPY......KITZCHE
· FEAR of DEATH stresses Man to believe in GOD.........KITZCHE
· Not even a SINGLE REPRESENTATIVE of people is FREE (they r so costly,they hav to b paid)enough to make INDIA corruption FREE........KITZCHE
· Pick up a camera. Shoot something. No matter how small, no matter how cheesy, no matter whether your friends and your sister star in it. Put your name on it as director. Now you’re a director. Everything after that you’re just negotiating your budget and your fee. –James Cameron
· "Ipat varku TELANGANA e prapanchanga bratika kani ipdu prapanchm lo telangana undi ani teluskuna".....a dialogue frm "Y TELANGANA"
· "Aloe vera" ki "kothi mera" ki teda teliyani oka TELANGANA vidyardi nayakudi deena gaada
Y Telangana..!!
· If GOD is present
I want to thank him for giving me a MIND that doesnt MIND him....KITZCHE
· The issue of sepereate TELANGANA became a headache to the people of TELANGANA
· Its better to START withot completing something than to COMMENT on something that is not completed ...........KITZCHE
· I dont have FRIENDS,I nly have GOOD and BAD ENEMIES...........KITZCHE
· I like MEN who are HATED by WOMEN.........KITZCHE
· All the LOVERS r busy in COMPROMISING,hence there is no time to LOVE.....KITZCHE
· Do LOVE but dont THINK about it..Just Love,dats it.............KITZCHE
· A REAL frnd may or may not have a FRIEND but he will BE a FRIEND to many........KITZCHE
· The HEAD of a Nation shud b like AMERICAN President but not like INDIAN PRIME MINISTER........KITZCHE
· Every TEMPLE,CHURCH,MOSQUE etc are built by MEN.They are just CONSTRUCTIONS nothng more......KITZCHE
· Everyone SECRETLY investigates about GOD..........KITZCHE
· To all those who love GOD.. "TERRORISM is EXTREME love towards GOD"......KITZCHE
· LOVE is ALWAYS POISONOUS only to MEN and women are the VIRUSES here.......KITZCHE
· Though RAAVAN kidnapped SITA,he didnt even KISS her but RAAMA doubted SITA.and they call RAAMA as GOD n RAAVAN as DEVIL...KITZCHE
· If you are so worried of missing ur friends,then y do u miss them??......KITZCHE
· REAL frns dnt need 2 celebrate any FAREWELL and its merely meaningles 2 bid farewell 2 those who r not ur frns......KITZCHE
· You believed in SCIENCE since ur 1st standard.U made careers using dat but still you support GOD n RELIGION.....nasty....!!. KITZCHE
· My HOBBY of spending lots of my time in BONGLOOR GATE is now a MEMORY......KITZCHE
· FAREWELL is like asking ur frnd 2 GETLOST frm ur life.....KITZCHE
· Watching POKIRI,JRNTR made KANTRI, Watching MAGADEERA,he made SHAKTI.. wondering wat MrJR l do after the rocking TEENMAAR.......KITZCHE
· Coz of PAVAN KALYAN,90percnt of the youth grew interest towards CINEMA,the rest 10percnt once watched jnrNTR movie.......KITZCHE
· The most disastrous thing is celebrating FAREWEL 2 friendship......KITZCHE
· People celebrate SEETARAMULA KALYANAM grandly and their own wedding worsely....KITZCHE
· I wonder wat LOVERS would b doing if human reproduction is by wind or somethng else withot PHYSICAL CONTACT.....KITZCHE
· Acc to a survey by everybody;,everybody blames somebody wen he realises that he dont hav a BUDDY....KITZCHE
· LOVE is a SERIOUS comedy and LOVERS are COMEDY VILLAINS.....KITZCHE
· LOVE is like SILKSMITHA,v shud give an ITEM role but not a LEADING role......KITZCHE
· I want to see GOD who sees only ME.....KITZCHE
· Coz of FORMAL EDUCATIONAL system,many youngster's dream remained as a DREAM.....KITZCHE
· Everyone should LIE coz life is based on how TRULY you LIE.......KITZCHE
· Love is a DREAM by 2 IRRESPONSIBLE youngsters sleeping deeply with their eyes open...KITZCHE
· WOMEN make men to fall in love to make MEN fall in their life....KITZCHE
· I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.....KITZCHE
· I still cant understand how a SALARY could satisfy the education of 20+years.....KITZCHE
· The greatest comedy of life is to fall in LOVE and the TRAGEDY is to get MARRIED......KITZCHE
· There is a GOD in DEVIL.....KITZCHE
· Every day I learn hundreds of GOOD frm my BAD friends....KITZCHE
· I love GOD playing HOLY with DEVIL......KITZCHE
· GOD created sex coz he loves sex ,MAN created LOVE to sex with LOVE...KITZCHE
· A Friend shud not help you,he shud always create a NEED.....KITZCHE
· I Love INDIA coz though Iam CORRUPT it can be CORRECT.......KITZCHE
· God is a Psychological matter but not SCIENTIFIC matter...KITZCHE
· Behind every SUCCESSFUL man,there is a woman....Anonymous For EVERY man to b successful,there shud nt b a WOMAN....KITZCHE
· If SACHIN is god of CRICKET,then Match FIXING is its GOD FATHER......KITZCHE
· I thnk TRS activists may also destroy KCR's statue (after his death) before seperate TELANGANA comes....hahahahah.......!!KITZCHE
· GOD is an imaginary relief to the people who fears......KITZCHE
· He who can swim in TSUNAMI is GOD.....KITZCHE
· Albert Einstein used 11%(known 2 b the best by any human) of his brain...the man who found dis must have used more part f his brain than EINSTEIN...KITZCHE
· I like GIRLS,i dont like those who are liked by girls....KITZCHE
· Whenever i go to pray GOD,he is out of station.......KITZCHE
· Those who dont believe in GOD shud find ways to believe in him, and those who believe n him shud find ways NOT to believe in him......KITZCHE
· There is no LOVE between LOVERS ......KITZCHE
· FASTING is threatening GOD to fulfil your demands....KITZCHE
· There is nothng like TRUTH.....Its nly "who BELIEVES" and "who make the believer to believe".....KITZCHE
· " 'THIS IS CORRECT' is not correct " is also not CORRECT.....KITZCHE
· I love INDIANS,when INDIA looses a CRICKET match.......KITZCHE
· Iam AFRAID 2 believe in GOD coz i feel a lot wen he dont believe in ME..hence he may break our RELATION(friendship)......KITZCHE
· Your FRIEND shud also b ur best ENEMY.....KITZCHE
· Be like a ROMAN in ROME....but dat doesnt apply wen you r in ur HOME.......KITZCHE
· I love the emotion of MEN towards women but I HATE the emotion of WOMEN towards MEN......KITZCHE
· All da so caled great LOVERS forget dat "Romeo n Juliet" is a DRAMA writen by SHAKESPEARE......KITZCHE
· God is great by creating the world , but he is a fool 2expect dat evry human(fool r intelgnt) expects dat it is created by him.....KITZCHE
· I always pray THE GOD to PRAY for ME......KITZCHE
· I still cant understand the GREATNESS of INDIANS(politicians n special)....KITZCHE
· GOD bless those who r dare f askng THE GOD abt their STATUS f blessing........KITZCHE
· Those who think dat RGV is not an IDIOT r really not IDIOTS but made IDIOTS by an IDIOT called RGV.....KITZCHE
· People who love 2 celebrate VALENTINES DAY must b loving either valentine(best male actor fr ever) r valentino(bst actress) more than their love(the best act).....KITZCHE
· God bless u all....n who l bless GOD??????????????.....KITZCHE
· The way I love ME has no match wth da way U love YOU........ KITZCHE...
· I still cant find da definition f RIGHT r GOOD person.. tell me 1 SUCH person dat da whole universe dnt CONTRADICT......KITZCHE
· Is the GOD INVENTED r DISCOVERED.....! KITZCHE..
· Hindus believe there r 30million GODS scientists confirm there r 30million SPECIES........
· A HERO is not braver than anyone else.,he is only brave 5minutes longer.......
· A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
· GOD is in HIS HOME and u r n YOUR home...dnt change ur respctive places....KITZCHE
· when a PIVOT stops drnkng fr a while it do MATTERS,bt a BRAHMIN dn even touch an EGG....KITZCHE
· The GOD might have created the UNIVERSE but dnt frget YOU have created THE GOD.........KITZCHE
· THE GOD n THE DEVIL r da 2 COMPETETORS of PUBLICITY for EVER....KITZCHE
· PUBLICITY may not make GOOD atleast BETTER but it surely can make BAD,the WORST.......KITZCHE
· Many a times,DEVIL KILLS n GOD is KILLED......KITZCHE
· Even after knowing dat God is a symbol f GOOD n devil fr WICKED, MAN still fears for both THE GOD n THE DEVIL.....KITZCHE
· Iam very CONSISTENT abt my INconsistent MIND.....!KITZCHE
· GREAT men are called MAD sometym r the other in their life............KITZSCHE
· There are no FACTS,only INTERPRETATIONS..................
· "The love of MONEY is the root of all EVIL".....anonymous "The LACK of money is the root of all EVI"L............KITZSCHE which is correct?????!!
· U r a MEDIATOR btwn the GOD n the DEVIL....do ur job well so as 2 nt make them UNITE........
· Im a STRANGER 2 da STRANGERS.........

· Wealth is the product of man's capacity to think...
· No one wants to b DEFEATED................
· Life is a DEFENCE,the way u defend shud b an OFFENCE............
· The lie is a condition of life.........

· Most people are afraid of failing. I think there's nothing wrong in failing